Monkeys Fist

sunderland torn asunder I see what you did there.

So, you're about to search for, then dig up, all the shit (and budgies) that you threw over your fence a year or two ago. How absolutely thrilling

Which one? 1,2,3,4,5, or 6?

What a pack of NHS workers

Stop tearing the neck off it so much then.

That would be here. http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/35738-geordies-almost-twice-as-likely-to-kill-themselves-as-londoners/?p=1362246

Potatoes? What's the difference between Chick Peas and Potaoes? You wouldn't pay to have a Potato on you.

76% turnout, 251,417 votes for JC from 422,664 total votes. Next nearest candidate, Andy Burnham, got 19%. With apologies to HF.

You know Cath is angry when she uses the Cath-word. Well said, that there woman.

Go on......

59% of first round vote. Pissed it.

Puts a whole new, sinister twist to "jumping the bridesmaid".

Unlike CT's mutt, she's not coming back, is she Ken?

Breast In Show- Comedy Tits for dogs, Gazza style. That's all I've got

Shiftaced

The bigotest, 'appen.

Happy Birthday Knight Ryder

Spoil it for us? Whenever, you look down- " Hi Alexs!"

Happy Birthday Councillor!

Mayweather has been a naughty atheltete. http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/more-sports/report-mayweather-received-illegal-iv-before-pacquiao-fight/ar-AAe7QWf?li=AAa0dzB