Monkeys Fist

Been to either of the Kaltur’s yet? One on High Bridge, one on Dean St. Very nice tapas, the Spanish kind

Not to mention the fear of being caught cannibalising the gaffer.

Fucking sitters, man.

Bloke my dad used to work with was fixing a leak in the garage roof. He fixed it successfully then went back in the house and got his Mrs to split him in half with her strap-on.

Also, Willock needs to cut his toenails

Joelinton bringing his little bastard in the changing room

All part of the model marra. Have you fucked off back to Pennywell?

Isn’t that the equivalent of T-Rex two half arms?

Two balls on the pitch when he teabagged Moyes.

What a fucking hit that was

Baaaaaarnes!!!!! Giddup!

Well, someone didn’t read the kick off time, did they?

The Crème Egg one

He gets 3 inches taller when it’s cold.

A woman answers her phone and hears a deep voice with fast , heavy breathing say, " Have you got a fat ass?" The woman answers, "Hang on … @Christmas Tree , it’s for you pet"

Used to be.

Agreed - Renton fucked a puffin in front of Gordon Ramsey one Easter. This is now forum lore.

This article suggests there is at least an album’s worth of unheard Marvin Gaye tracks sitting in Belgium. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-68674814 It also suggests that the legal wrangle over ownership could be a bit fucky. The family in Belgium own the tapes on which the music is recorded, but not the publishing rights. The Gaye family own the publishing rights, but not the tapes. The cheeky sod of a lawyer for the Belgian family says he’s “worried” that someone other than the Gaye family could buy the tapes and pass off the music as their own, since it’s never been heard

Somewhat stretching the definition of “funny picture” but this online review of the Grainger Market is 100% accurate.

I thought the Renton link was when Ramsey necked Puffin in Iceland and the chatterati lost their shit. Mines better.

He’s thinking “ Two heads are better than one”

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-68695712 Shitty pants time.