Monkeys Fist
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They sat quietly waiting for their pizzas then unfurled a banner of Bobby Charlton with " Where's your Messiah now?" on it.
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Sorry if I upset you. Let's quiche and make up.
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All is forgiven
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Didn't have microwaves, through it on fire instead.
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Best in Show at Crusts.
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And I'm getting grief from Ewerk for my groaners?
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I thought our reserves did quite well.....
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I have the best jokes.
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Prolapsed Anus Eaters v Preston North End - 25 Oct @ 19:45
Monkeys Fist replied to Happy Face's topic in Newcastle Forum
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If by some miracle the paedos manage to beat Southampton tomorrow I'd be over the moon if we got them in the draw. Won't happen, they'll get howked. Again.
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Prolapsed Anus Eaters v Preston North End - 25 Oct @ 19:45
Monkeys Fist replied to Happy Face's topic in Newcastle Forum
Same, took the 6yr old laddie for his first game, he absolutely loved it. He's expecting 6-0 howkings every game now. He'll learn. -
What have professional horse racers got to do with it?
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Bacon and chips you say? On top of chilli? 32" waist, here I come!
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Please explain the concept of flaked chilli...... I mean, c'mon. Chilli is mince and rice and chips, how'd you flake that?
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Prolapsed Anus Eaters v Preston North End - 25 Oct @ 19:45
Monkeys Fist replied to Happy Face's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Thirded. But only if someone tells me how to do it.
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You asked for it.
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Prolapsed Anus Eaters v Preston North End - 25 Oct @ 19:45
Monkeys Fist replied to Happy Face's topic in Newcastle Forum
Noelie'd your post -
Said Quiffs Mam, at his birth.
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I've got a Thermos one. Does it's job.
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If they cremate him he'll still be going on Bonfire night. Oh aye, RIP and that.
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Prolapsed Anus Eaters v Preston North End - 25 Oct @ 19:45
Monkeys Fist replied to Happy Face's topic in Newcastle Forum
3-1. (This prediction conforms to British Standard 107a).