Monkeys Fist

They're taking the piss here mind, That door's painted on, isn't it? Come on Toonotl, you must've met every single resident of Allora, no-one has ever been inside, have they?

A cocktail?

I was soooo looking forward the chants of "Dick Out!" , too.

Over 15 dead. Guns don't kill, though.

51 today……..

Says You.

The problem with the icing is it gets Stuck on You.

Sublime. ( he will never know the loving touch of another person).

Ask the Aztecs.

Superb. The icing tit delicately balanced on his soulfro just makes all the difference.

"DIN DIN"

Wont anyone think of the lobsters???

Aye, this fucking waste of skin is plumbing the depths here - using the deaths of two "mates" to attempt to excuse his ubercuntery, when in reality it simply adds to it.

His true name is

Finally, a fellow enthusiast. I thought I was the only one on here. What do think of this? I've got loads more. Also, we'll get howked.

Don't panic! The sheeps will scare them off.

First thing @@trophyshy has nailed in ages

He's had more than his nose in the trough.

http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/5-general-random-conversation/?p=1363949 Going a bit beyond wankerism, tbh.