Monkeys Fist

He's only weeks away from the "Tap for English Tapas" app going live. Poor love must be frantic.

That, and speculation.

Correct. He did have sexual relations with that woman.

Who's this then, chaps?

Actually, reading the article, it says the tools belonged to the Arbornoelporcum people from the Mesothick era. Nearly.

From the the time of Henry 1/8

All this talk of slippery things falling through hoops deserves only one response. Mein Kramp.

I know we take the piss out of Gunter von Eatzital, but I was shocked to find the BBC using such disparaging language to describe CT and his gang's splendid achievements recently.

Oh yes. Winona and The Twins

You're not really selling it.

Wideopen/Seaton Burn might be worth a look, similar access to A1 and within your budget.

Deal.

Paste any youtube clip into this site's toolbar and it speeds it up x2 and plays the Benny Hill theme over it. Mint http://bennyhillthis.com/?v=ASwAH9XDKF0 (I put in J69's latest drunken escapades for shits and giggles)

frighteningly accurate

i second that :lol:

So long as Tubs doesn't have a go, he'll tear the house down

same bloke?

Cheers Gents, The work starts on thursday night with a wee jaunt to Edinburgh to fix some motion sensors. Been told we'll be doing similar on the Tyne Bridge in early 2016, I'll let you know when its happening so you can all come and take pics of my arse Yes. It's entirely possible to do it this way. But since it's you doing it, NO, I wouldn't recommend it

Happy as a pig in shite. Been largely absent from here for a while, mainly because I've been grafting my bollocks off and also preparing for a biiig meeting with the directors of a large firm from darn sarf to iron out the details of my business running their northern office, mainly doing bridge inspections for the railway network- fucking huge amounts of work, covering Yorkshire northwards, including all of Scotland. Just back from meeting them at the Crowne Plaza in town, it went even better than expected, and I'll be ordering my Aston Martin next week

Nah, they even ran out of frigging paint before they hit the deck, man. Could've at least chucked a step there to make an effort.

Who's this Kestbaia, like?