Monkeys Fist

Aye, gender boundaries.

A Sitter? Welcome aboard.

FYP

Wetter than a spacka's chin is more fitting. Fitting

Uncal Mick Legend.

Rice Been quiet lately.

Oops, Happy Yesterday. Here's some more throbbing man-gristle

This water's cold, mind.

Filthy

Bit moist, are we? Wahey! Welcome back Edit; moist is one of my favourite normal/disgusting words of all.

Unless I'm mistaken it's fucking November. Solidarity, Brother Wyki, solidarity!

Lads, tread carefully. This poor cunt is 1) From Yorkshire 2) A Leeds fan Poor bastard is clearly on a knife edge. ( where's J69 when we really need him? )

I fucking knew he had webbed toes!

He's let Purple Aki have a squeeze in exchange, hasn't he?

That's really quite impressive. Just avoid any urge for realism by plastering Sp**ts D**ect logos over every square inch of it.

Today's unsurprising news story. Rory McGrath charged with stalking http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-37990183

Aye, he's already in.

Bill's dad wanted to call him Phillip, but bottled it.

Added

Surely the "correct way" to privatise the NHS is "fucking don't."?

Edited to add them