Monkeys Fist

Does he put cherry tomatoes on top?

To mě ještě nikdy nevadilo!

Filthy

I've got some excellent internet drugs if you want me to come round and play doctors?

Fyp

No you won't

Age mellows a girl.

She'll be singing this tomorrow

"As the snow flies On a cold and gray Darlo mornin' A poor little floppy child is born In the ghetto"

I read this as a verse from a C&W song.

Here we go again ....

Thompers/Quiff is back in a right strop, isn't he? Fat Czech bird held him down and gave him some strap-on Mandingo

I can't work out which one's hit rock bottom hardest?

Anyone fancy some posh bog roll? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-34716969

Bleached mullet? My French dalliances can be best described by the haircuts of various British male celebrities. From the obsessively well-groomed To, well.......this No Kojaks though.

Hairy pits, though?

Where to start?

Mrs.F. swoons and weeps her way through Downton like a slavering goon, whilst I quietly think impure thoughts about Lady Uppity's growler. Classic Sunday TV

Aye, there's a strong whiff of Savile about them. Edit: Single- Denis by Blondie Album- If You Want Blood by (proper) AC/DC.

The one with the Irish lass and American bloke?Aye, very funny