Monkeys Fist

Dad jokes are the best.

Formerly Marital AIDS, which is what Gemmill caught.

Bad AIDS or Good AIDS?

Ooh, does he do a podcast, then?

Makes sense though- how can the adults these kids will become make informed decisions on which black bloke to shoot first, if they've been mildly concussed from heading penny floaters? Long term thinking at its finest.

That's not a show,man. It's a show.

US Soccer wants to ban heading for under-10 players http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/34780549

Aldied your post

Never had you down as a fan of gay porn, mind.

Christ- Rancheros and Horror BagsThe 70s were great

Not as much as the Pickled Onion ones did.

Just seen the first house lit up like fucking Blackpool with Christmas lights on Benton Estate. It's 10th November ffs. Anyone got any bombs going spare?

Brian Penis. Do I win £5?

Chemtrails are just runs in the fresh paint on the inside of the crystal sky dome. Caused by energy fluctuations in the denpressure.

Fat Pete Postlethwaite rips the piss out of a Chuckle Brother's toupee-free gardening style, whilst Peter Beardsley bores the tits off a house by telling it how he is responsible for Cathy Secker's lop-sided mouth.

Post a thread you've commented on, let us guess

The goal or the ball?

Foundations being laid for an "unfit to stand trial due to ill health". Nice, Sepp my old son, very slippery.