Monkeys Fist

9 minutes? Crack on lads, get these cunts put to death.

If we can’t get the 3 points, can someone at least snap the Mackem’s arm?

Scored in 5 consecutive games.

ISAK!!!!!! Pick that fucker out the net you mackem cunt.

Just got in, slipped on a kimono, laid on the chaise longue smoking a cigarillo, listening to this Getting a bit of a chub-on at the thought of disgusted QOTSA fans hearing it

Fyp

His last line- did he a) Leave? b) Urinate somewhere other than the receptacle provided? c) Become vexed? d) All of the above?

Why is she wearing tote bags as knickers? Kinky beeatch.

Has she left her kegs stuffed in your vinyl as a scratch ‘n’ sniff treat?

You found anywhere open?

Time hasn’t been kind.

Ask yourself ”Would it be the same if Labour had been the main ruling party over the same time period? “ Thatchers policies on housing, privatisation, unions and healthcare are 100% to blame.

Fair do- meant to say bulb.

Didn’t have Lamb, used advocaat- 5/7.

Only when they know you’re coming.

Had a CTesque moment of inspiration yesterday. Making a lamb pastitsada to serve today. Usually use cinnamon, cloves, red wine, but only had red wine, which I wanted to neck as opposed to cook with. Rummage through the cupboard turned up a bottle of ready made mulled wine that some bugger brought round at Christmas- red wine, cinnamon, cloves. Hoyed it in, upped the garlic count from a whole clove to a clove and a half, missed out the sugar. Turned out absolutely fantastic

Rule 34 agrees.

I’d honestly say, player for player, that I can’t think of a time in the last 20-30years when they’ve had a better player in any position than us. Even when we were shite, we were better than them. Even the seasons we spent in the Championship, our first XI blew their team away Mano a Mano.

If it’s just pre-match eats, you could do a lot worse than trying one of the bait outlets in the Grainger Market, Gloomy. Best pizza in town by a country mile, some nice burgers at the original Meat Stack, great couple of noodle bars, and a few shawarma joints last time I had a wander through. You can nip round the corner for an aperitif at The Clock too

So is mine.

10-0 to us. Red card for the mackem

Posh southern wuftah