Monkeys Fist

I knew you'd mention that.

Ive heard he's going senile.

Parky bomb in 3.....2......1....

How to be a Tory ; Lesson 1

Mrs. G's primary grounds for divorce.

Some boy, wor Lee. Carver couldn't smile like Klopp even he scored for a hummer off a gypo lass at the Town Moor, due to the inescapable fact that he has a face like a hippo's cunt.

Just let yourself loose on the sprouts on Christmas Day.

Ah, the 70s

Seems apt.

Clearly footballing Royalty deserve no one less than The King.

I'll ignore your "live, as it happens" mental breakdown and post a BBC article to back up your previous, well thought out point. Tottenham Hotspur 4-1 West Ham United http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/34824958 They reference the player by name 7 times. Once as "Harry Kane" ( which, after all, is his name) Six times as "Kane".

Statutory Maternity Leave.

The beach on Iwo Jima that US forces landed on in WW2 is now 17m above sea level, thanks to the huge magma chamber beneath the island, which is going to go boom sometime soon It tops the list of "Most Dangerous Volcanoes". http://www.manchesterconfidential.co.uk/news/manchester-academic-identifies-top-10-most-dangerous-volcanoes ( thankfully, Weetslade Pit Heap isn't on it)

Keep trying HMHM.

This might explain his performances over the past 9 months.

I blame the Islams.

Ffs