Monkeys Fist

Definitely a poop freak.

Breaking news; Flight to Paris diverted due to detonation of Shi'ite bomb. One casualty reported.

Where'd you think he got the taste?

Can I have two Diet Bong please?

Game changer- the dorty, Communist Mackem shithouse.

No They were both way too far up Mike's hoop to ever contemplate criticism.

Were you staring at your shit as you typed that?

There's a lovely mental image for Friday teatime " Club Tropicana drinks are freeeeee, Fun and Serrrnshine, there's enough for everyone. All that's missi.......nnnnnnnnngggggghhhh"

I've been a few times to the one near mine. It's got some great bargains and some utter shite.

Put the above into Google translate ( detect language), came back with this ; Language- Nominese. " Lemme at 'em!! Get those kids out the way, they'll get hurt."

And cushions for the back. If anyone ever spots me with that shit in my car, you have my permission to T-Bone me.

Until you're 60, then, along with an urge to wear driving gloves, it appears to resurface.

I knew you would use that excuse.

I was commenting on the predictability. Slight whoosh

(And yes, Ant, the bloopers are class).

Good one.

His mam was Frau Blucher.

He's got form. Started out with a cream horn

CHEMTRAILS!

*plugs in hoverboard to charge overnight

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!

Is it this?