Monkeys Fist

I fucking despise that song with a fierce passion.

Ssh bby. Is ok.

Anyone got ticket no.87823? Anyone? Ffs.

Diame! 2-1

Fuck off. And that fucking music can fuck off too. Are we playing at the fucking Hoppings?

Giddup!

Your point being?

Let me know Jnr's verdict- I'm taking Fist Jnr. over the holidays, so plot, acting etc is irrelevant. How does it hold up in the shooty bang bang stakes?

J69 hereafter known as "Wide Eggs"

Aka The Chav Boob Job. Pull that hair back so fucking tight it lifts their saggers.

Ower lass asked iz for some new claiz for ah Weightwatchers Christmas Binge Night in Boldon- got ah three pairs of jeggings, two hoodies ind a pair of 'air scrunchies foh £9.98 from Jayuh D Sports. Shiz not beyn this 'appy since Sheyrah missed the penalty, Marra ! FTM

Nice avatar Welcome back, has your lass given you the Spanish Archer?

Eeyuh man, The Red Mall (Dorothy Perkins Chapter) Casuals wiz puwah rampant the day wu's got wah Yuwniversal Credit cheques.

Cheeky Nando's afterwards?

Love that CT is only 2 votes behind Cath for best female poster

Comedy Dave, Bravado Dave, meet Poetry Dave.

His name is Reek.

Since we're in 2012....

PIES IN SPAAAAAACE!!! The pie at night: Meat and potato treat 'sent into space' http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-38329846

Ffs. How do hear "paedophile" from that?

(Team has no significant strengths)