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    RIP J69.
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    Red Buw in cockernee?
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    I look upon it as Care in the Community. We're all part of the Big Society........
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    Happy Christmas, wankers.
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    Happy Hanukkah Aimaad
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    All the best folks.
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    Give over
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    Great Escape. Haven't spotted it in the schedules yet though.
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    If anyone wants to see Pompeii but hasn't yet, you might want to get a move on. http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2016/12/supervolcano-campi-flegrei-stirs-under-naples-italy/ :panic:
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    I think all paramedics should be trained to trolley dolly standards.
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    Anyone told him he's a bit late to be auditioning for the Assassins Creed movie?
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    Mr. Pittabread?
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    Relax everyone, this is clearly more of Rayvins fake news. She's on the 8 out of 10 Cats Christmas special right now on C4.
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    Since we're in for a few years of Tory rule, can't we just privatise the fuckers?
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    As an atheist, I agree.
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    I've nothing in particular against Palace, if I'm honest they're more beige than Villa to me. However, I really hope he fails miserably and goes down. With Pardew's sunderland.
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    Confirmed. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38408288 This article is the journalistic version of a rusty trombone.
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    They both called each other cunts, which is blatant and overt genitalism, and trumps racism and baldism.
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    Fat Sam to Palace Pardew to sunderland. It's The Circle of Shite; Mufatsam: Look, Pardsa Everything the shite touches is our kingdom. Young Pardsa: Whoa... Mufatsam: A king's time as ruler rises and falls like the a Mackem's knickers. One day, Pardsa the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you as the new king. Young Pardsa: And this'll all be mine? Mufatsam: Everything... Young Pardsa: Everything the shite touches...
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    This, plus the Fat Sam talk, plus the Pardew at sunderland possibilities, has quite made my week.
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