Monkeys Fist

Sure I spotted G-Man in there

Yes. You massive lads fan.

You forced the poor lass to do your hoovering, whilst having to watch you get piped off by "Rose"Roomba as you were dressed up as Graeme Souness?

G Man- " Yes, it is in."

If anyone's spouse/boyfriend/girlfriend/drunken uber victim holds up the mistletoe and puts on "Nativity", do yourselves a favour- punch them squarely in the face. I find Marc Wooton physically painful to look at, never mind listen to.

" Eeah marra, A reckon a've fouwind the original lad's fan"

South of the river, near the old Vaux brewery.

the mask's have dropped- animals.

That's a Yes, then

Are the Windows still there, then, Tubs? (Clue; No ) Not like you to be pedantic and wrong

Nice baps, though

It wasn't, St.Paul"s in Jarrow was. Expert knowledge needed to settle this, I reckon-@@Renton

Aye, appropriately enough, it's a folly

https://www.instagram.com/breadfaceblog/ Wtf?

They're desperate for any kind recognition they can get for club or village. I took Mrs. F. in to her work today as the Metro was off, as we passed some victorian church in the centre, she told me that one her indigenous workmates had said it had the oldest stained glass window in the UK. My instant response was a polite " Has it fuck " Sure enough, it's a load of shite- 30 years ago they dug up some bits of very old glass, and made a window out of it, then claimed it as the "Oldest in the UK"

No denial, though

"What did you do on Saturday, Chantelle?" " Got mullered and end up having a Chinese..... .....mouse"

Don't forget to set your alarm for the encore.

The fact that, even though we are in as perilous a state as they are, as likely to go down, as big (almost) as laughing stock, they're still so bitter and twisted up about us winning a game is truly a joy to behold. The fucking mouth breathing peasants.

I drove to Leeds last night for a shift at the Station and the wind was insane on the way down and back. Fortunately, though, it was dry heading down- I honestly think I'd have sacked it off if it had been raining too

Been watching The Last Kingdom, on BBC. Really is very good, the lead actor, Alexander Dreymon ( a kraut, by jingo!), is very good, as are the supporting cast. It's based around the Danish invasion of Wessex in the time of King Alfred.