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  1. Monkeys Fist
    £11.57. Final offer.
  2. Monkeys Fist
    That's actually not far off.
  3. Monkeys Fist
    Christ, can you imagine the resulting abomination if his lardy man-gravy somehow got past Nosferatu's minge defences?
  4. Monkeys Fist
    Brutal. I'd best up my game
  5. Monkeys Fist
    I'll give £11.56 if you forego the Monty Python and curl one out in a potty.
  6. Monkeys Fist
    Forgotten? Has the Mince Womble unflounced (again)?
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  8. Monkeys Fist
    Could find this one fairly taxing, tbh.
  9. Monkeys Fist
    " You're allowed one phone call, Mr. Charnley" * ring ring, ring ring..... " Maaaaaam!"
  10. Monkeys Fist
    Bless.
  11. Monkeys Fist
    I've been away sorting my life out. Went on a "retreat" and accepted Our Lord into my life. Have you all heard the Good News?
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  13. Monkeys Fist
    Lube, m'boy, lube.
  14. Monkeys Fist
    That's how Penfold got in this mess.
  15. Monkeys Fist
    Fire damp and coal dust in the sandwiches.
  16. Monkeys Fist
    Late to the party but :lol:35. Fuck moy
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  18. Monkeys Fist
    Intolerance. I can't stand it.
  19. Monkeys Fist
    Is Parky's Mam one of the Marquess of Bath's wifelets?
  20. Monkeys Fist
    The hands
  21. Monkeys Fist
    " There was a time in the season where this game was billed as a potential title-decider. " When was that, then?
  22. Monkeys Fist
    I'm all about good acting.
  23. Monkeys Fist
    Does Winona shake her thrupennies in Stranger Things? If not, I'll not bother. Also, I created Three Man Backgammon whilst living on an island near Harlech for a month. After spending a few evenings designing the board and honing the play, me and the other two lads gave it a try. 6 hours later we all rage-quit and never played it again. It was infuriating.
  24. Monkeys Fist
    Is Parky a posh twat, then?
  25. Monkeys Fist
    He sounds like the noise my laddie makes when he's playing with his toy cars.
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