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Piece of piss
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If I’d known this toucher was a mackem I’d never have sat through Saturday afternoon wrestling as a kid at my dad’s gaff.
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I remember back in 2001 on New Years Day, most of the family were hungover as fuck, so I took my 7-yr old niece for a walk through the woods at Bolam Lake. It was late by the time we got there, tbh, as I’d had a sherbet or two the night previously. As the light started to fade, she said “ Ohh, it’s getting dark Uncle Fist- it’s a bit spooky!” I said, “ Aye it is pet, and I’ve got to walk back alone.”
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman. None.
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An Irishman walks out of a bar…
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The resemblance is uncanny
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“Build up thread”. Lad’s necking Guinness and eating bulk amounts of cheeysey chips, with a pint of DulcoEase.
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Film/moving picture show you most recently watched
Monkeys Fist replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
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Film/moving picture show you most recently watched
Monkeys Fist replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
Aye, apparently a lot of our cousins across the water were amazed Damien Lewis was British. Also, Dexter Fletcher, and that well-known British lad, Michael O’Fassbender.