Monkeys Fist

Now you mention it Alex, I don't think he has

Bitch slapped by Bitchtits.

At gunpoint?

Gary Speed- when he first arrived he got fucking pelters off everyone. Turned out to be not half bad

How has it taken this long before we've had Dick Advocaat? Amateurs, the lot of you

" 2 black Sambucas and a Purple Aki, please"

And, to answer this, no. This is a whole new level of Bushpiggery.

Typo? Because, let's be generous here, the Ginger Ninja was obviously typing out his preference list one- handed.

Alan Gowling- not that he was a bad player, but he wasn't Supermac, who was sold by King of Cunts, Gordon Lee. Mini Fist was devastated

Will the helmet not clash with your lumbersexual beard, though?

Yup.

i'd imagine he won't be touching the sides... "She was a great colleague and a good friend. She leaves a massive big hole.” http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/tributes-paid-north-east-television-10608453#ICID=FB-Chron-main

And nor could I do many of the jobs others on here do…. but I do have a fucking wicked job

Surely he's not suggesting that Mr.A is an exploitative cunt of titanic proportions who is preying on the vulnerable and desperate? Because, I mean, we all know that isn't the case….. nothing like it….. cough

So, if anyone's interested, I'm working on the Forth Bridge at the moment, inspecting all the steel that supports the road decks- there's 125 trusses, each one has around 30 separate elements that we need to inspect for defects. We have until Friday Here's a few pics, apologies for the quality of some, they were taken whilst swinging about in a Scottish "breeze" http://imgur.com/a/gVgOO

Even i think Ewerk has pushed the limits there

Tiiiiits in Spaaaace! sorry

Aye, relax, Beldar

Job done… logs off

Would piss it for Uber, though

I'm working at Queensferry and went to withdraw some cash yesterday - hit the buttons, notes appeared….

Permanently, hence the chins

All the best old chap, better late than never.

Aye, but what about the football?