Monkeys Fist

That would smart a bit, unless you went for the mild lime sauce.

Just read that- scary shit! Was the nipper ok?

Swooping around the skies of sunderland in his signature vehicle- The Shite-o-copter, made from rusty spoons and bits of clock he's dug up. His sworn enemies are Über drivers, who he hunts down then attacks with microwaved boiled eggs and deadly frisbees made of duck pizza. Über Control- "Watch out lads, The Metector is at large tonight." Über drivers- " Fucks sake, break out the Aldi wheat beers to throw him off the trail"

" Somebody" "Locals-Shite. I'll petrol bomb you all" was the threat I heard

Proper bloke- kept his socks on

It's a good job we didn't have the January window then.

First knuckle, or do you make her take her watch off?

*cough @@Ant The people have spoken.

http://i.imgur.com/f13PQId.gifv It's a gif, buts its fucking huge. Worth the loading time, though

Is that Tim Healy?

True, but if I can blame a Tory, I fucking well will Mrs. F. works as a housing support officer for young loons- it was never the highest priority under Labour, tbf, but these cunts are brutal.

CTd your post.

This is one of my bugbears- the Torys vilify those on low incomes and benefits, citing the cost to the country of housing benefit. It's fucking sky high because the cunts sold all the housing stock and didn't replace it, leaving the private landlords to swoop in and charge a fortune for sunstandard property which the state pays for. Mental.

Aye, Santa read my letter.

Is this what happened to your budgie, the poor, tweety, little bastard?

That is a fucking romp of a game, btw.

I'm picturing CT, sitting in front of his new 20m tv, flicking through his multiple Beast apps, giving each classic film or tv series a minute, at most "Shiiiite" *another handful of Cheezy Wotsits, quick fag, then back at.

Chez was their gak dealer. Allegedly

He got this instead of a watch