Monkeys Fist

Do you think he noticed the crow on his daughters' head ?

Don't explain it when he asks.

The most insane driving I've ever seen has all been on the Peripherique around Paris. On one trip, I got sideswiped at 70mph by some Pierre towing a trailer. Didn't stop, he just crossed the remaining several lanes of high speed traffic and took his exit.

You're welcome. I've always believed its society's duty to look after those unable to do so themselves.

Hurry up Alex, there's calls waiting.

Just seen an advert in the gents at Leeds station that instantly had me thinking, "Boldon Dog Track"

I'll take any excuse to post this again

FF?

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

Rocket Man fuel doesn't melt steel beams......

Don't be a unt.

Fucking hell. It's like a day in the life of CT.

* makes a steak, real ale and egg smoothie.

I have a dose of the Man Flu, which,bizarrely, manifests itself, as well as the usual symptoms, in farts so noxious I should be done for crimes against humanity.

McClarens team talk sorted- " Do it for the coat, lads, do it for the coat".

Alan Rickman makes an epic cup of tea.

Are they like the Aldi version of the Illuminati?

Pleeeease let McCartney be next.

Hundreds of thousands I'd imagine. WOOOOFF!

He's got several

Bullshit. I'll put you down for Kitten Natividad