Monkeys Fist

The 2nd season is mint

Please try not to.

In a tossed salad?

Is that how they come out of the box, or did you cut out the padding to fit your pointy heed?

I'll add my Mackem tank to that list

Bit blowy?

Ouch

Says in the article, if it exists, that the closest it'll get to the Sun (and us) is still way beyond the orbit of Pluto.

Never did pay up, did he?

It seems that we are nearly back to having nine planets again. http://www.theguardian.com/science/2016/jan/20/ninth-planet-solar-system-edge-discovery-pluto

Wideopen? Don't you mean Upper Gosforth, or at the very least East Ponteland?

In other "industry award ceremonies for industries I'm not a part of" news, Callum Mingespanker has been nominated in the Best Shiny Suit category of the Annual Reading & Swindon Estate agent awards Dave have bought the rights and will be showing it live on ppv.

How many kickings would you find acceptable? 5-10 slaps a week? 2 minor fracas' per day? 1 fucking good shoeing per fortnight? The devil is in the details- you won't be taken seriously until you've cleared up the specifics.

Searched YouTube for "Oh I wish I had an anus". No exact matches- devastated. Here's something to lighten the darkness

Now you know how your dinner feels

It's what they thicken Baileys with. Edit; also, I don't think they take much catching- *open truck, tip chickens into slaughterhouse, hook em up, off with their heads. Edit 2. Bon appetit...

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/6/60/Best-simpsons-gifs-cat-lady.gif/revision/latest?cb=20130920112557

Pissing myself laughing at this, ironically.

Transit Pinball on the Arc de Triomphe?

Did you get lost on a beer run?

Do you think he noticed the crow on his daughters' head ?