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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Do they do a Band of Brothers and interview veterans? I've heard very good things about this.
  2. He's like the 99,000th monkey in front of a keyboard, the one before they get the complete works of Shakespeare.
  3. whilst giving the rancid beasts in "Readers Wives" a miss.
  4. Spent his weekends with groups of strangely attired men, hunting for rusty nuggets, too.
  5. Wasnt George Michael also fond of Bong, and a shit driver?
  6. We named our red-headed daughter Annie It was a three-day labour, we were tired The laddie, Sam, gets Destructoboy, Stinkenstein, or The Knacker, depending on his comedy activities of the day.
  7. I'm waiting for a review of his watch from Parky.
  8. I didn't. I knew all about his difficult childhood. From my aunt. Who chinned him. In Birmingham.
  9. I hated when that happened, tasted really cromulent.
  10. I've previously mentioned that there's a kid in my daughter's year at school called Aragorn. Fucking Aragorn
  11. Aye, nice one HMHM, just fucking criminal that your family had to go through it.
  12. You're meant to be on 29, Shirley?
  13. https://tfl.gov.uk/bus/route/25/
  14. Fist Jnr shouts downstairs at 8:30pm, " Daa--aad, can I show you something?" Me. " It's well past bedtime, FJ, go to sleep!" FJ " But dad, it's really good!" Me " Go to sleep!" *hear thump thump thump as son runs downstairs. " But look!" Ffs!
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