Monkeys Fist

This is the post of a broken man. He's in pane.

Gemmill needs to moisturise his arse leather. Post of the week.

We need our resident soft furnishings expert to clarify whether or not this is, in fact, an armchair. It doesn't appear to have a curved back, so I'm pitching tent in Renton "The Fenestrator"'s camp.

Blobby prepares for battle.....

That's exactly how I picture essembee after another cowardly goalkeeping display.

Rearrange these random words into a sentence, then I'll believe you. Terrible Rock Fucking Kid Is.

Since you're obviously the fat one on the left, I'd say young Gemmill is about to dish you out a paggering.

Stand by for the 2016 Toontastic Ginger-Off. There can be only one.

The penny's just dropped. You terrible cunts.

Kid Rock was booked for the losers party.

Ged orff moi laaaand! No, I'm not.

Me too. Is it you?

She was only a fishmongers daughter

Always held a soft spot for me. (There's the set-up)

No one wants your cheap, bought off the internet, cowie placebos. (Well, TS might have some for his sex holiday)

Attaboy

Why couldn't you be a 69yr old musician/actor?

2 guys 1 cup. Right there.

What a legacy.

Fuck off man, you big puff.

'd your post.