Monkeys Fist

He's having a blinder.

http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/2291-what-are-you-watching/?p=1388900

IThink of it like denpressure, except gravity is clearly nonsense, made up by Big Pharma to keep the sheeple in the dark. WAKE UP DAVE!

It'd be half the price if they did one for Milton Nunez.

Busy stabbing his eyes out after watching an episode of Vikings.

As a mother myself, ( ) my kids know I don't function until coffee has been drunk... Although, Fist Jnr. has realised that a Hulk Smash to Dad's bollocks will jump start me. The little shithouse.

And yet, he fought for custody of the Roomba.

That's a bit harsh Gemmill. 7:15 isn't that early.

It's better than The Affair. And I say that as someone who could watch Mrs. Brown peel.....

Don't be. It's fucking dire. And I say that as someone who could watch Ruth Wilson peel spuds and still get trouser commotion.

Good to see the youth upholding tradition.

Bloody imigriants, coming over here, marrying our wimmins.

A bad day at the orifice.

"I will build a great wall and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me and I'll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our eastern border, and I will make Hoverboard riding vegetablists pay for that wall. Mark my words."

A belly like the gentle, lapping waves of the Aegean.

Is that an actual pic of the Knight Ryder in full kit, or have you shopped his head on to Neville Southall?

If he moves to California he'll have no choice but to drink water out of thimbles

I chased 4 tigers around a tree until they turned to butter, then ate 500 pancakes.

"Hey Sweetcheeks, you Interest Only or Endowment?"

Seamen.

He's been mullion it over for a while.