Monkeys Fist
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Even if he does look like the resultant monster from Mark Gatiss impregnating Rob Brydon.…
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In keeping with the time honoured traditions of TT, I feel I ought to inform you scurvy cunts that I sold my house today. Only put it on the market last week, so I’m fairly chuffed. I’ll keep you all minutely updated with every single detail of my experiences moving in to my new gaff, as and when it happens. I just know you’re all fighting the urge to crack one off from the sheer anticipation.
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A white horse walks in to a bar and the barman says, ” Oh, we’ve got a whisky named after you!” The horse says, ” Fuck off. Pint of lager”.
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Film/moving picture show you most recently watched
Monkeys Fist replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
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My work here is done.
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Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official
Monkeys Fist replied to The Mighty Hog's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Next you’ll be saying you want kids.
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Oh… have you got a BMW, Fish?
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Someone buy one. The poor lad can’t afford a nail to hang the bastard up with.
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Aaaand the City of Culcha 2021 is… Coventry The inbreeds couldn’t beat an egg at the moment.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
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This fucking thread. Gemmill; “Doc, my knackers have hurt for 8 years” Doc; “ Stop fucking hoovers”.
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Political chlamydia, isn’t he.
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You did a Phtevie, didn’t you? How many times.
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When you’re unable to walk, they give you a drug that turns your stinker in to a tap? Pack of bastards.
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So, you rode pigs
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Fuck me! So how did you get around, wheelchair, hobble, ride a pig?
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Who has that much free time?
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Infected Gout of the Knees… …Oof! Thats a doozy.
