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Tooj, you utter twat. There's me getting all excited at the thread title. Happy Birthday Tits McGee
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If only, then he wouldn't be in this mess.
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Didn't they move house when they were there?
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Did we miss someone's birthday?
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Ready to Groom. Fucking despicable that the club knew, mind.
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You've been had, mate.
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I'm loving the press giving the pig fucker the Corbyn treatment over his rebel MPs not toeing the line and following the leader. Oh, wait.....
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Mackem hordes, perplexed at the disgust over playing a paedophile
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Gentlemen, you are trying to explain work-related concepts to a Mackem. Give yourselves a slap
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Found the fiddler.
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All of them worked at my school.
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What happened? Don't know what you're on about, Marra. FTUK
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Aye, it was a bit of a mish-mash I thought. Didn't realise Percy Plant was a cockney, either Still, good enough to watch the second episode
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Can you imagine if you'd got the seat next to him? I'd be getting off at Gateshead.
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Materialism: The "What have you bought?" Thread
Monkeys Fist replied to Tooj's topic in General Chat
You should get a Mexican Hairless. -
I'm going to piss on the back of his legs- give him some "authenticity".
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My little lad, who's 5 years old, has been asking to go the match these last few weeks. I'll take him, there's no doubt about that, my principles have take second place to the fact that he's a future supporter, and hopefully Ashley will have fucked off/ died horribly by the time he's old enough to go on his own. But fuck me, it's going to be difficult pretending to be enthusiastic about it. That's what Ashley has done to this club.
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Materialism: The "What have you bought?" Thread
Monkeys Fist replied to Tooj's topic in General Chat
I'm sure I saw her in Springfield Park licking piss off nettles. Blonde? -
Tonight's knicker-dropping menu. Starter; Tiger prawns with garlic, chilli and coriander. Main; Rib-eye steaks in red wine and pink peppercorn sauce. Roasted Cauliflower with Parmesan Wilted ( ) Spinach with roast garlic Roasties with Rosemary and thyme. Pud; Chocolate cheesecake (bought in, fuck that noise) Cheese board. Digestif; T&A.