Monkeys Fist

Allow me to save you he effort of scrolling up the page, you must be knackered after all the dog driving.

The very same cabal that persuaded Johnson to get sucked off by a kid? The depravity of the magedia knows no bounds

East Boldon at 2pm today.

Inmates queue up to volunteer as his cellmate...

Someone call 999, Ant's just had a stroke.

Reliable as the sunrise.

It's pronounced Doreen. Emphasis on the s.

Ireland- an entire nation of dyslexics.

You could try limiting the gimp suit to the bedroom/garage?

Guilty of the second charge. That'll be clink time.

Sound advice, this.

You could do a lot worse than spend your afternoon at the bars in the Ouseburn valley, it's a 5 minute taxi ride from your digs. Great variety of beers, food and sound atmosphere. The Cluny and The Tyne, two of the best bars there, also have live music on, check their websites for what's on. For eating, you might want to read this thread, (start on the last page and work back) http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/30814-recommend-me-a-good-restaurant-in-newcastle/page-26 Just avoid any recommendations by "the fat tit that went to Floritas"

I the second of this and it much from the first, seemed a lot coherent.

Life finds a way.

If Trump did make it to the White House, how long would the CIA give him before they shot him?

The epitome of flappy hands reactions. Just punch her in the fucking eye.

He's either had a stroke or a total breakdown.

Who the fuck cares what you think.

But they just sacked him

I agree. These boob puns need to be nipped in the bud.