Monkeys Fist

Needs a Greggs bag for authenticity

Amongst all the Benitez comments on there, this gem

Your username gives me dyslexia.

Nah, apparently Dr. Seuss didn't like kids.

Go on then.....

I agree. Look at the plight of this.

This is what's taking the time- they're scouring all the dives in the city centre to find Carver, sober him up, then offer him 20 Benson and 8 Ace per match to keep us up.

Sadly, spot on.

" Lee, you're the chairman, you have to go to work today." " NO- DON'T WANT TO." "Leee, nobody else will do it, you're a big boy now" " But Muuu-uuum…"

Lee Ryder's cum face ( do NOT type this phrase into google image search)

Bang goes my admin day Twat

I've just had a 'road to Damascus" moment- Phtevie wins the award for the Longest Mackem-in-Disguise on a Rival Message Board. Obsessed with Newcastle-check 1970s approach to 'non- english" folk-check Rainman-like interest in people's place of birth, down to the nearest yard- check The game's up Phtevie mate, you've had a good run since 2007, but we've finally sussed you.

Just say no.

Sammy Amamobi would disagree

Daint worry Marra. Ha way the lads fans.

"Which one is Lee Ryder?" "Me, Trinity Mirror Regional Sports Writer of 2014" " You're a cunt"

She was rancid.

We're fucked, and will remain fucked as long as we are the ownership of Dear Leader.

She's fucked up big time and she knows it. What this highlights, though, is a growing trend of public figures/organisations etc, refusing to simply admit they have made mistakes. If they held their hands up, admitted their error and apologised, most people would accept it as a genuine fuck up and get on with being outraged about other things ( ). Her ostrich act here simply serves to feed the frenzy and will make the inevitable, late apology sound even more false.

Thanks, I didn't know that

Seaton Sluice is Blyth, n'est pas?