Monkeys Fist

CT and Cheggers have one tiny thing in common. NSFL.

Let's be honest gents, they must be over the moon to have something to mash their keyboards about other than kiddy fiddlers.

Jimbo back with a bang

Alternatively, one teeny positive- he has tactics.

based on this description, I will never watch a second of this

Sharia in action- allah u ackbar!

I expect this to take place in Fenwicks window, too.

Bit of a transition mind! It's like going from a work's toilet wank to a dirty sanchez with Scarlet Johansson.

Something something, ENGLISH TAPAS, something something.

wtf?

Can we have a shot of your telly please?

I'm an excellent driver.

We need this sorting before Kitman goes full Rainman

Murica!

About level with his nose, too.

Silly.

Definately would.

Just get your arse out at regular intervals, then pour a pint over your head. You'll fit right in.

The wrong type of leaves on the line

Pennfold's obviously a Conan Doyle fan. He's going to have Rafa manage the "latins and frogs" whilst Tuffty looks after "the Brits and Dutchies". It's the brand new Two Gaffer System Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.