Monkeys Fist

"Newcastle managing director Lee Charnley was described as "evasive and lacking in credibility". You don't say.

Don't forget the European adaptor, it's a bastard when you can't recharge "her".

Gemmill does Shirley Valentine

Would've been pretty shit to have your last words delivered like Alvin the Chipmunk.

There's an Alex Haley joke in here somewhere, but like Jimbo's Truro bird, I can't quite put my finger on it.

Wouldn't that be stiffing his customers, though?

Of course you haven't.

I initially read "ruminating" as urinating, and thought we'd found Gemmill's piss dungeon freak. Ah well.

Sam Allardyce's career in gif form.

Brutal.

Piss Wet Through Fanny

"Daa-aad, I need to use the toilet." "Just double checking something CT Jnr"

It might progress if you stop digging it up looking for rusty spoons.

His face died about 10 years ago.

On an iPhone, once you've uploaded your image you'll see the page like this. Hit the three dots in the top right and it'll drop a menu. Choose "open image in tab". That'll open a new tab in safari of the image only. Copy the address bar and post on here between image tabs. (If you're not sure what that is, quote this post and you'll see them either side of the image addresses for this post)

Well done mate.

Imgur. Post to there, copy the image address, post to here.

Back-turning COWARDS!!! Nurse!

Took Fist Jnr (5) to see Zootopia. Canny show. I particularly liked the Easter eggs to The Godfather and Breaking Bad. Also, as has been said, Flash the Sloth is excellent.

I tried once. Fucked it up

Take a bow, sir.