Monkeys Fist

Borekakke

(Apologies to the genuine Eric speakers )

If Rafa manages to keep producing this level of application , the fuckers might just survive. I will blow him with a gobful of English Tapas if he does.

Doppelcisser

Whale oil beef hooked.

Don't get sand in your vag.

Take what? What am I meant to be looking at? The model of your micropenis in the flowerbed?

Control yourself.

This is as exciting as walking past parked cars.

Did you find this as you were trawling for animal scat pics? Are you Japanese?

Say what you like about deaf people.....

Are they? What do they say about the bizarre circumstances of the last appearance of Benny on Crossroads?

Is "big roll" the xxl bog roll your arse requires?

How long have spent watching vids of animals taking a shit, you filthy fucker?

One half of this statement is true, one half isn't.

Individual accounts, both pay into a joint for mortgage and bills. We've been married 18 years, this seems to work well for us.

" Should I get a Flymo or Qualcast?"

Here's the entrance to the town hall. The Mor Door. Which leads me too.......

They should just shoot it. To death.

Virginity?