Monkeys Fist

It's what Mammy does to Daddy when he says he wishes he'd never adopted you. Go ahead and ask them. http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/35982-newcastles-vereinigte-deppen-und-verdammte-holzfusse-gegen-beklopptes-liverpool-fc/?p=1401389 Oops, sorry, finger slipped

My lass was bang into them around the time we had our daughter, seeing an eighteen month old wigging out to them was entertaining to say the least.

Howay Joyce, pet. Keep up ffs.

Totally unrelated, but I was in the queue at my local pharmacy at teatime, saw these and thought of you. Wibble

This Irish lad.... wasn't a big bald fucker with a hairdressers car, was he? But of a computer nerd?

Here's his Super Bowl show. http://www.veoh.com/m/watch.php?v=v6330047nSFChkNw Fuck me, he could play mind.

That woman, Prince, and now this.... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-36103383 Where's Parky when you need him?

That's Royalist!! Also

Can we make extreme profanity a requirement in every new thread title?

Battered turds, obviously.

If he stays, I can see a fair few of the protests piping down for a while, tbh.

Just picked up 2 tickets off eBay to see Prince at Wembley in July! £50 the pair- I think I've stiffed the seller Edit: A tad soon, perhaps?

Ah, fuck. He could play a fucking guitar. Watch this, he kicks in around the 3 minute mark.

Is this genuine? If it is- fucking hell.

On the Queens birthday too- how inconsiderate.

Two Andy Gorams, There's only two Andy Gorams.....

Wish I'd never read that, as it makes a lot of sense......And therefore will not happen.

Not to be viewed before lunch, unless you like watching videos of shitting, eh CT?

CT has about 10 copies saved in his Wank Bank file.

Nice try.

Shitterton or Knackers Hole?

Nah, there'll be another one soon enough. ( Have we done a "kick the bucket list" sweep yet?) Edit; Dibsys on Lizzy the Kraut.

But, how would you light them if they're cast iron?