Monkeys Fist

His teeth aren't.

Cheers

Cushions. Use more cushions.

Someone remind me please, how did the become ?

What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A paedophile. Bad taste 101, Adios

Don't be so harsh on yourself.

"How did you and Mammy meet, Daddy McGroin?" " Swiped right, Tinderella, swiped right."

Go back. Look again. It's there.

Have you tried switching her off for a bit, then switching her back on?

You daft twat Holden.

That fucking dirge, Local Hero. Makes my teeth itch.

"Cuál es Simon Bird? Usted es un coño."

Dagnabbit.

Hot snakes RIP HMHM's balloon knot.

My DinaglingMy dinagling I want you to play....... etc. ( chin up Strawb, mate. )

Dodgy pint.

Who's going to explain it to him?

Ginola taking the piss out of gravity and physics v. Ferencvaros was pretty special to witness. Watching it back later just confirmed the jaw-dropping ridiculousness of it.

We are witnessing CT's Fritzlesque preparations for his impending kidnap and buggery-fest of poor Shane. The arsetro-turf allows easy access/concealment of his recently excavated filth dungeon. The whole metecting charade has just been cover to mask the practise digs and shit. (In years to come, this post will become legendary in the telling of the story of the AstroCars Killer.)

Hey Kids. Let's introduce Ant to the delights of pegging, the fucking Buzz Killington

It's what Mammy does to Daddy when he says he wishes he'd never adopted you. Go ahead and ask them. http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/35982-newcastles-vereinigte-deppen-und-verdammte-holzfusse-gegen-beklopptes-liverpool-fc/?p=1401389 Oops, sorry, finger slipped