Monkeys Fist

He's gone full retard here

Challenge for @Dr.Gloom. Ride your hoverskate down this. http://www.techinsider.io/arcelormittal-orbits-giant-tunnel-slide-2016-5?utm_content=bufferfeff7&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer-ti

Ffs, you utter spaz, watch the bloke on the left.

Volunteered.

Not the biggest "register" on Wearside, by some way.

Bostin! (Kill me now.)

Ffs, benfathers45 will be inconsolable when he sees this, Aunty Denise and Doris in one week...... ..... Who's Raymond

What's astonishing about that? He's calling the bloke, and his employers, out as a pack of cunts. Regardless of his "electability", he's not wrong on that.

Every goal's a hole. Or something.

This sounds like the kind of thing that's right up my street, thing is, I absolutely detest the Brummie accent, and I mean, it brings me out in hives. Is this a deal breaker or is the brummieness played down in the interests of humanity and common decency?

" Hhhhhello Hhhhhhungarian Hhhhhhotie, Hhhhhhow you doin'?"..... .....Thompers 10-mile radius cleared of women faster than the Fukushima evacuation.

He will be playing hide the salami with a woman of loose morals, met through a popular social media find-a-fuck app. That, or he might actually be partaking of a few rounds of a fun-size French pastis drinkers game.

Err Not smelling like Mo Farahs taint, you won't.

Lass sees the VR TSshiny suit https://imgur.com/gallery/umYTJP1

They even share a Ring

He's already said Man! Playing pocket boules with Tinder Bitch no.15.

Wibble.

Fist Jnrs current school book, I shit thee not.

I'd swipe right #thompers.

Good god man! Put a NSFL tag on it

Didn't have bananas so boiled some kebab meat instead. I was up spewing most of the night.

Which bit/s didn't you expect? Because the last scene was the most expected "plot twist" in ages

The full time whistle......https://mobile.twitter.com/FuchsOfficial/status/727242055995392000