Monkeys Fist

I love the fact this Mackem dipstick is too dense to work out usernames.

Thicker than whale spunk.

They can't help themselves, can they? ...... Which, as we know, doesn't stand up in court.

Hear hear!

That's just him trying to speak and breathe simultaneously.

The fucking bruises all over his legs.

"Penfold, what ve faack are you doin'?" " Sucking you off, Boss, sucking you off. You can shoot it in my hair, if you like" " You're faacking bald, you cahnt....... and that's my faacking toe"

Don't be fucking ridiculous. A secretary is waaaay over qualified for the post.

He's probably not heard yet- it's Wing It Wednesday at Wetherspoons so he'll be busy.

Wonder how long his secretary took to write that ?

Right lads, here's your chance to get in on a sure-fire money spinner. I'm setting up a baby wear business, called Mother/SisterCare, launching initially through the prestigious Sue Ryder and Oxfam outlets in Pennywell and Southwick. The unique selling points of the introductory line, babygrows, are; *Each unit comes with a choice of Lamine or Kone slathered all over it. *Each unit will have built in dummy tethers and crack pipe pockets *Choice of patterns- Blue Pop for boys, Sexy Boob Tubes for girls, Vaux logo for other mutations. The clincher, and guaranteed cash cow, is the unique design of the built in gloves and feet, which are extra roomy to accommodate the extra digits. I'll be accepting investment for one month only, as launch date will be 8 months from tonight. ( no, not 9 months- most 12yr olds can't manage a full term pregnancy).

I know- a Mackem match thread on here. Fanx Mike.

I think he meant " IF Rafa says....."

I think we've just witnessed Wor Terrence having a stroke. At least he'll drool out of both sides now.

This one's almost literate. I'm guessing they haven't dished out the meds in the TV lounge yet?

Have you been out of work since Vaux went tits up?

Unexpected early finish! https://youtu.be/N7f62H-jLJU

Pussy pussy?

Thirded

Aye, but Martin Luther King wore nice suits.

Do it without looking like a twat

What's the baby wearing? Jeeeebus!