Monkeys Fist

Wait, are you saying you're a Mackem??? You devilish trickster, you had us all fooled.

When was the last time you walked past a castle on the beach?

As if he's got a lass.

Fixed

*Did. You did the same. Oy vey!

You just know this bloke is about 38, still lives with his parents, and has been a crushing disappointment to them, his mother in particular because "he didn't get an ology", and rings in to 5live after every game to have an angry rant. His one and only chance to pop his cherry was in Amsterdam, 15 years ago,at his old school mate's stag do, but he couldn't rise to the occasion and the hooker didn't charge out of sympathy. Votes UKIP.

Jenas

Who is this Sage? We never get to hear of these sweet local jobs at my Pigeon mine.

Ja, ich auch.

We tend to only use that as a Final Solution.

I agree, don't debase yourself KCG...... ..... Oh shit, hang on BRB

And, of course.....

NSFL either, but I've added a tag

Sweet David!

Oh aye, right there...... right there...... don't stop ........ that's it Sis, that's it...... I'm gonna cu......nnnnnnnggghhhhooooooyyaaaahhhh! FTM

Count yourself lucky that you have one to blow. Poor Terry.

Caught the last minute or so of the new Stone Roses single, sounded as expected. Anyone hear the full thing?

No, but I reckon Wor Lee gets a chubby-on.

That absolutely reeks of the Knight Ryder

I was born 1968. NUFC relegations since then- 4 safc relegations since then-8. Officially, twice as shit as us.

Care in the Community, in action.

What are the grandkids getting you for your 21st?

I am Jimmy Twotimes. Twotimes.