Monkeys Fist

Frenzied masturbation, much like he spends his time since.

What we're witnessing here lads is a limited intellect, hitting its limit.

Fuck off.

Relax, I prefer my underage victims to have a semblance of wit.

Danger! Do not meet in car park behind the Rinky Dinks.

How much blue pop do you want?

Puzzler that mind. I checked the database to see what was going on with your posts disappearing, since we should all benefit from your rapier* wit. Came back with this Hey ho. * a rapier is a sword, not a centre forward.

*from

Truth hurts, eh?

You've got to remember, for mackems, living in a created fantasy world totally removed from the crushing desperation of their actual existence is a survival tactic instilled in them from the first time they take Daddy's "love". Pity the young fool.

...... and they all lived happily ever after. The End. *cue happy music and dancing princesses.

Right in the feels.

* pats on head. Of course you did, kiddo.

Top work Agent Shearer. Keep it up.

Bit harsh that mind. All he's done is list a link to FB.

Silent but deadly

I've no idea if this Eurovision, but if not, it should be

Just waiting for Ashley to fuck it up now, then.

Hey, come on, they had Sewper Kev and .......Err......

My cloaca brings all the boys to the yard, And they're like, Buk buk buk BUKAAAAWWW!

Do you mean cloacas?