Monkeys Fist

I didn't make it past Wayne's "Anythink fuh de teeem"

Unlikely, since the mates involved are very acrimoniously separated. What's the story?

Gemmill the polyorchid. ( Official term for E.T. the extra testicle)

Excellent, hope it all goes disastrously for the Beige club. Also, John Gregory-what an absolute weasel of a man.

'cos.

I'm with KCG here mind- I'd laugh my knackers off.

You mean cakes, don't you?

The three 50's FA cup wins, I'd like to have seen Hughie Gallagher , and the 3-3 at Joker Park in 1967, we were down 3-1 with 20 minutes left, got it back to 3-2, then this glorious bastard.... John McNamee, headed the equaliser and did a pull up on the their crossbar to wind up the inbreeds. Magnificent (My old man reckons he was the hardest bastard he's ever seen in professional football) Edit; I was born in 1968, do this just scrapes in Edit 2; He scored in front the Fulwell, which was full of our support, "sending them light" to quote the big man. http://www.true-faith.co.uk/derby-day-memories-1/

Bitch, puhleeze... it's triple denim.

Fuck me. That's good and bad news all in one.

Ooh, I don't know. Dapper as fuck

Ant, when Mackem trolls turn up.

Not good, this. Hope he makes a full recovery. ( wtf was his agent playing at??)

It's the Circle of Life

He is the StorytellerIn Russia he is Ivan In Sweden he is Bjorn......

My mate's dad is Ron Guthrie- he's rightly proud of his Fairs Cup winners medal and FA Cup winners medal from when he went to the Dark Side. He was also in Blyth Spartans' FA cup giant-killers team.

Is there no way that flight data can be centrally stored, rather than having to find the black box after cases like this? Seems mental that I can access pretty much anything on a device not much bigger than a credit card, yet flight data is still only accessible from a hard copy on board the plane itself?

Keeping my hand in

Says you, cunt.

He went home to get his fucking shine box

My neighbour's auntie's daughter's carer's cousin knows Veronica. Proper slut, apparently.

No, but it'll make Fist Jnr's first match easier for me to take hm to.