Monkeys Fist

Bumpitty bump. Anyone got either of the two expansion packs? I finally got round to playing this , I'm about "no fucking idea" hours in, loving it. The reviews for the expansions seem universally excellent , wondered if any of you lot had them?

Ho Wei!

Pele is selling his entire memorabilia collection. https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/may/31/pele-auctions-off-his-entire-football-history?CMP=oth_b-aplnews_d-2

Ayatollah, doing a better job in 30 odd lines than Michael Owen has or will ever do.

I'm the fucking cockney??? I'll meet you in that Mackem pub, 50p on the bar.

" Just lie under this glass coffee table for a second, mate"......

The hazards of polydactyly.

Perfect.

">Multi millionaire, could go anywhere on the planet for a holiday. Goes to Marbella He's perfect for them.

It's a classic.

What's Beethoven's favourite fruit? Ba-na-na-na.

Shin pads?

Welcome back mate. Hope your peepers are on the mend soon.

Ka-chomp!

Whilst I applaud your decision to go public about your sexuality, Phtevie, I wonder if the SoS is the right place to do it?

I can't wait to hear the outcome of the Scottish independence referendum. Ffs.

I blame it on the Cake.

Subtle

FYP

In 2013-2014 you finished 14th In 2014-2015 you finished 16th In 2015-2016 you finished 17th. That's proper quiet progress. Do you see a pattern?

There's a limit of 6 tickets per person.

3/4?

Not recognising " By the Beard of Zeus!" when it's poorly googled in to Mandarin is highly offensive, in my culture