Monkeys Fist

If only one had such self awareness, eh?

Well said. He's far from the best defender to pull the shirt on, but his love for NUFC is evident. Good luck to him, and thanks for the plethora of comedy moments he's given us.

This is very interesting. Investigations in to Tory funding fraud of election campaigns by 11 different police forces. If proven, the election results in those cases could be void. http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/jun/01/judge-grants-extension-to-police-investigation-into-tory-election

Game old bird, your Gran!

Oof!

Welcome to cunt-riddled world of the housing market.

Will Farage be joining them for "The Land of Make Believe"?

Yes, you can't. I'll send you directions of where not to go.

I paid my mates £10,000 each not to come to my three villas on my birthday. Beat that, fuckers.

Ince squirming whilst explaining why he bottled taking a pelanty was the highlight. I fucking despise Ince

You chaps can google that one yourselves .......

GUNDOGAN!!!!!!

He had one job ......

Chatting to my old man yesterday and he casually dropped in to the conversation the night him and my uncle had a few beers with John Lee Hooker.

" Stand next to it for perspective " Aye, righto.

Since most WUMS have used the fact we'll be playing them in a derogatory way, ask them if they're aware of it, and how they feel about it, and if are they looking forward to playing sunderland next season?

It's half term this week. " Dad, can we go out and do something." " No- wraiths to despatch!"