Monkeys Fist

Cheers, I found this, which you might find helpful. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowTo:Fuck_Off

I'm taking Fist Jnr. to his first game next season, he's 6 next week. I was just going to get a couple of tickets in the Milburn, but what's the crack in the family enclosure- anyone been?

Life's shit when you're poverty stricken, isn't it?

It wouldn't surprise me at all to see Rafa bolster the squad predominantly with season long loans. Makes no sense to buy for the Championship.

Rayvon ripping the piss

This is my fear- once again,apathy will see the Right win.

@@@yourservice, do your thing.

A few days ago, wasn't it-offered a one year deal?

Reminds me of this which I swear blind used to be " drink beer and smoke tabs at the strawberry", with a picture of two pissheads arm in arm.

Negotiations- Nicos " We have a flourishing youth programme, John, and a plan to progress with investment and player development." Carver-" Aye, aye, how far's Ayia Napa?"

"If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologise."

Superb. The greatest sportsman of my lifetime, but he was so much more than just a sportsman. RIP

He would be if Porkenstein hadn't dug him up.

They were fine with it right up until the guilty verdict.

Peace and quiet?

Given that FIFA are passing all info about it to Swiss Plod and the FBI, I can't see Teflon Sepp squirming out of this one.

You might want to be sitting down before reading this utterly unexpected revelation about Sepptic and friends. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36445879

He's bloody hopeless.

"They don't serve English Tapas in here..... the fuck???Get me a Grigio, extra frozen grapes!"

Please, spoowin.

Or white, and pissed as a rat with $100... https://www.google.co.uk/amp/bossip.com/1320237/drunk-white-guy-doesnt-believe-hes-seeing-r-kelly-challenges-him-to-a-sing-off-video-43081/amp/#