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Family day out ideas for school holidays
Monkeys Fist replied to Howmanheyman's topic in General Chat
Look Tubs, after three or more years, has it not sunk in? No one wants to drive to Yorkshire to look at a feckin cow beauty contest. Except you. Stop it -
Up the Natalies.... Fnarr fnarr etc
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Are you also Natalie Imbrogogliogliogogoliogia?
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Don't be daft man, leave them at Grannies
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You would say that, you're one of them
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You've seen Coldsnooze three times, man. Pots and Kettles here
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Ffs, do we have to do everything for you? Here you go, then
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Not quite, but you're getting Whaaam.
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Condolences Stevie.
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It was as you'd expect with a group of excited 6yr old boys- high pitched fucking mayhem. I also played Blartwatch, unusually, the ratio of Milf:Munter mothers in his school year is about 70:30 in favour of the Milf,so birthday parties aren't all bad. (He didn't get a tank, but seemed pleased enough)
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Late to the party Here you go then
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Generic small time football blather thread 2015/16
Monkeys Fist replied to The Fish's topic in Newcastle Forum
I see you are still having no luck knighting me. I have the greatest respect for you, Lizzie, but Lord, you are no nearer knighting me now than four years ago when I started. -
Give us a warning before you post shocks like this.
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He wants to know if it comes in Batman colours?
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Happy Birthday Chezette. Fist Jnr is 6 on Saturday. He's asked for a football and a tank- a real one.
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It gets better mate, give it another 6 years or so.
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I saw a pair of Mackem cunts putting a leave banner up over the A19 this afternoon, just south of the A690. I may have myself a little trip on Friday , cable snips at the ready.
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Season Ticket Renewal/Apathy - £25 Half Season tickets
Monkeys Fist replied to Tooj's topic in Newcastle Forum
And CT, the view is fine up in Level 7. You need geps, you blind tit . -
Antything to improve the stench though, eh?
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Generic small time football blather thread 2015/16
Monkeys Fist replied to The Fish's topic in Newcastle Forum
Christ, I wish I'd seen this. -
Then offered a 4 year, interest free deal on a corner set with storage pouffe..... ...... WITH NOTHING TO PAY FOR THE FIRST 12 MONTHS!!!!!