Monkeys Fist

Look Tubs, after three or more years, has it not sunk in? No one wants to drive to Yorkshire to look at a feckin cow beauty contest. Except you. Stop it

What's the current population? Exhausting.

Up the Natalies.... Fnarr fnarr etc

Are you also Natalie Imbrogogliogliogogoliogia?

Don't be daft man, leave them at Grannies

You would say that, you're one of them

You've seen Coldsnooze three times, man. Pots and Kettles here

Ffs, do we have to do everything for you? Here you go, then

Not quite, but you're getting Whaaam.

Condolences Stevie.

It was as you'd expect with a group of excited 6yr old boys- high pitched fucking mayhem. I also played Blartwatch, unusually, the ratio of Milf:Munter mothers in his school year is about 70:30 in favour of the Milf,so birthday parties aren't all bad. (He didn't get a tank, but seemed pleased enough)

Late to the party Here you go then

I see you are still having no luck knighting me. I have the greatest respect for you, Lizzie, but Lord, you are no nearer knighting me now than four years ago when I started.

Give us a warning before you post shocks like this.

He wants to know if it comes in Batman colours?

Happy Birthday Chezette. Fist Jnr is 6 on Saturday. He's asked for a football and a tank- a real one.

It gets better mate, give it another 6 years or so.

I saw a pair of Mackem cunts putting a leave banner up over the A19 this afternoon, just south of the A690. I may have myself a little trip on Friday , cable snips at the ready.

And CT, the view is fine up in Level 7. You need geps, you blind tit .

Antything to improve the stench though, eh?

Christ, I wish I'd seen this.

Then offered a 4 year, interest free deal on a corner set with storage pouffe..... ...... WITH NOTHING TO PAY FOR THE FIRST 12 MONTHS!!!!!