Monkeys Fist

Can anyone think of a single benefit that Brexit has brought? Just the one will do.

Aye, holiday ended yesterday, it’ll take 3 yrs just to get the feckin foundations dug at this rate. He can kiss goodbye to his Blob unless he gets stuck in.

Meanwhile, Shazza looking fiiine

Looks like they now identify as gunt.

When did Johnson start banging his current horse-faced Mrs? Was it before the NDA with Ms. Fleet in 2017, or was he still married to his previous baby provider?

I did when I saw the pic.

I filled my Escort up with diesel yesterday by mistake. She died.

It’s a nice video, but the last two options can’t happen- Leazes Terrace and Leazes Park are both listed.

This is Mr. Rahman speaking. Please listen.

Gloomy by name, Gloomy by…

Is she resting her chebs on Batmans head?

I used to know a South African lad who would binge on Greek cheeses several times a day. He just got feta and feta …

Alan Robson can fuck right off, mind.

I’ll second Paleokastritsa, and Paxos, as they’re the only places I’ve been I have the proud distinction of being handed a 3000yr old tortoiseshell hairpin in the museum on Paxos, which promptly decided to snap itself in half. Also found a church in Corfu Town that was stuffed to the gills with basil. You’ll be shocked to learn that it was St. Basil’s.

Toonpack jumped in his Beamer and left- thread done, no follow on.

Aside from all the other obvious cuntishness, the stubbornness they’re showing over this Rwanda shit is just staggering. It’s been clearly shown to be ridiculously more expensive than other options, nobody but them wants it, the Lords have tossed it out multiple times, it’s illegal, and yet, even though they all know they’re going to get comprehensively destroyed in the GE, and this will disappear down the toilet with other great Tory ideas, they are still pressing on with it. I’ll be absolutely amazed if they actually send a single person there before they get kicked out.

You’ve crossed a boundary there, like.

VAMOS!

I heard he was allergic to the 5G that Bill Gates put in the “inoculation “. The more you know … … and, of course, the Genocide