Monkeys Fist

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“ This smells rancid” ” Your prawn curry pet?” ” No”.

After Ballard, aye.

Camped in their box.

They’re fucking tragic. The one, single, solitary player of theirs that posed a mild threat for about 4 minutes was the little bearded midget who had a couple of pots on goal. Ballard definitely put in a memorable performance, but not for the reasons they think he did. Otherwise, the only moment I remember noticing one of their lot was when Onion took a Miggy rocket in the kisser

Fyp- she’s only 12.

I mean, how big is the hole in hand? When life gives you lemons…

We’re talking about T-Rex here, aye, not the Boldon Bongmeister?

You’d think his lass might’ve fastened the shirt buttons he can’t reach, like.

Hope your hand recovers fully, but at least you’ll have added a bit of flavour to the avocado.

Unkal Michelle?

I think it’s one that’s ate the other. Not sure which way round.

That’s the least tense I’ve been during a derby for years- we never looked like losing it.

In that order?

3-0. FT. Get back to your hovels you mackem skanks.

Get out!!!!

We can see you sneaking out!!!

Pelanty!!!!

A third now would kill this.

Barber- what would you like? Hume- 70s German porn star please.

Ole!

@catmag- tell him.

Miley on now. Come on son!