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Even more than the house- why???

Didn’t some town in Germany do similar, sponsoring a Neo-Nazi march per metre marched to raise funds for LGBQT charities? Edit; here you go… https://www.google.com/amp/www.upworthy.com/amp/a-town-came-up-with-a-brilliant-hilarious-way-to-troll-neo-nazi-marchers-take-note

Kick off.

People using the phrase “reached out” when they mean “asked”. In particular, news sites like the BBC. Fuck Right Off

If I were you, Fish, I’d probably try making your own BBQ first- it’s relatively easy, and you can find kits that supply the grills/ash pan in a range of budgets online. You usually need to buy/swipe your own bricks and cement. My mate, ex-chef, has bought a pizza oven from Argos and reckons it’s outstanding for the price. http://www.argos.co.uk/product/2870764?storeID=4104&cmpid=GS001&_$ja=tsid:59156|acid:444-797-0832|cid:596650041|agid:28594320445|tid:pla-322733989561|crid:95888905405|nw:g|rnd:301677221325805860|dvc:m|adp:1o1|mt:|loc:9046782&gclid=CjwKCAjwpIjZBRBsEiwA0TN1rxQDbZFSGwn8eVu2_RsdWn_ZOmu3kH38CcniQ_dlXucrLR5ZR_m81hoCAHgQAvD_BwE

Which will be utterly pointless, as everyone will be wearing earplugs to comply with H&S hearing damage regs.

Bit long-winded.

Your mind is in the gutter.

I think he just means she’s filled her stottie.

What did they charge you with?

Looking for surprise presents for your lass, obvs.

Why would a Yam Yam be a Mackem? You absolute throbber.

Speaking of English Tapas, I’ve finally got all my kitchen hoohaa sorted in the new gaff, so tonight is our first “proper” (i.e. totally homemade), tea. Chicken kebabs, tzatziki, corn cobs, pitta breads. So, feck-all to do with English Tapas, but there you go

He hasn’t got time to piss about here, HE’S GOT A GIRLFRIEND YOU KNOW!!!!!

Bloody cyclists.

Literal GDP.

“Andrew, I’m struggling to find my character’s motivations for this scene- is she happy with her partner, or does she have deeper reasons for her upcoming actions?” “ Aye, aye, just whip ‘em out love, jiggle ‘em round a bit.” BAFTA incoming.

It sharp will be if you don’t get your Bank Holidays and some other, eminently-less-able-than-you fucker gets theirs.

Aye. Xavier needs to calm his tits.

Shifty part-time bludgers, coming over here and having our Bank Holidays…

I read that, came upon this, Xavier Brice, at Sustrans, believes city planners are to blame. “Fifty-one per cent of the UK population is female, yet most of our cities are failing to design roads and streets for women to cycle,” and thought, “ Ah, here’s the bit where fucking Xavier explains how to make a fucking cycle lane more woman-friendly”. Nope. Still in the dark.

No Bobby Moore, 1966, jumpers for goalposts? Hang your head in shame, Sun photo editor.

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