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Monkeys Fist

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  1. GB women's hockey team, first time ever in an Olympic final. I have to say, based on the camera-pan during the national anthems, we should win this based on saggy tittedness alone. Proper perky GB! Come on !!!
  2. Dude! For a moment I thought it was the Dude. RIP
  3. The Frozen Grapes is nice, does English Tapas too.
  4. Sorry, try this " Get to the Gowwwerrr, there's lovely, isn't it?" Rob Brydon. Edit; also, just seen your ex was Welsh. Good job you split really, can you imagine the poor little bugger's accent if you'd had a kid together? Can honestly say I don't think I've ever heard a Welsh/Norn Iron accent- 10 inter webs to the first person to post one.
  5. Well, I've learned something today - tattoos are made by injecting heavy metal-laden ink under the skin, and removed by lasers splitting the metals so the ink can be removed by white blood cells, then shat out. http://nerdist.com/how-do-lasers-remove-tattoos-by-helping-you-poop-them-out/
  6. Aye, might as well start in the optimistic camp. 1-3 win
  7. If they also have their birthdate, there's your clue.
  8. He's got freakishly skinny arms.
  9. I called my kids "Mam" and "ACAB". Recycling, bitchez, recycling
  10. Just driven past this display of muppetry (It's at the south end of the broken railway bridge) MLF.
  11. Get her babyied up. She'll sharp forget about mutts.
  12. Picturing Renton furiously chucking tabs down the chimney, " Die you bastard, die!"
  13. He wouldn't have if he'd landed face first.
  14. Their moral amnesia is as pathetic as their seats are pink. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/settle-one-for-me-on-bobby-robson.540613/
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