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Rio Summer Olympics 2016 - Surviving is the Real Medal
Monkeys Fist replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in General Chat
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Rio Summer Olympics 2016 - Surviving is the Real Medal
Monkeys Fist replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in General Chat
GB women's hockey team, first time ever in an Olympic final. I have to say, based on the camera-pan during the national anthems, we should win this based on saggy tittedness alone. Proper perky GB! Come on !!! -
Dude! For a moment I thought it was the Dude. RIP
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The Frozen Grapes is nice, does English Tapas too.
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Kitman'd your post
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Sorry, try this " Get to the Gowwwerrr, there's lovely, isn't it?" Rob Brydon. Edit; also, just seen your ex was Welsh. Good job you split really, can you imagine the poor little bugger's accent if you'd had a kid together? Can honestly say I don't think I've ever heard a Welsh/Norn Iron accent- 10 inter webs to the first person to post one.
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Well, I've learned something today - tattoos are made by injecting heavy metal-laden ink under the skin, and removed by lasers splitting the metals so the ink can be removed by white blood cells, then shat out. http://nerdist.com/how-do-lasers-remove-tattoos-by-helping-you-poop-them-out/
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Get to the Gower!
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Aye, might as well start in the optimistic camp. 1-3 win
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If they also have their birthdate, there's your clue.
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He's got freakishly skinny arms.
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I called my kids "Mam" and "ACAB". Recycling, bitchez, recycling
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Just driven past this display of muppetry (It's at the south end of the broken railway bridge) MLF.
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Get her babyied up. She'll sharp forget about mutts.
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Mrs. Renton returns home from work.
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Safe journey Ma'am!
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Picturing Renton furiously chucking tabs down the chimney, " Die you bastard, die!"
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He wouldn't have if he'd landed face first.
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Their moral amnesia is as pathetic as their seats are pink. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/settle-one-for-me-on-bobby-robson.540613/
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Dusty in here, isn't it? RIP
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Get her a dogfish. Sorted