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I'd pay money to see a band called Parky's Foil Hat.
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Have they really got a player called N'Dong? They deliver it on a plate for us.
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Rogue One, or Feminist SJW Propaganda?
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Turn to stone. NSFW, obviously, it's a minge tat.
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Given the choice, I'd much rather have a luxury apartment than camping, but I don't mind a few nights roughing it I worked out that I've spent about 6-7 years of my life in total sleeping outside/under canvas.
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I spent 5 days in Eskdale in a fucking camping pod[ shed with my 9 & 6 yr olds. The trick is, take them somewhere where there's other people's kids, that way they'll fuck off and play around the other poor bastard's pitch, leaving you and the Mrs to quietly cane the Gin and regret everything Also, the other kids are invariably much posher than mine, which always adds a little frisson of pleasure at the thought of Marcus and India, shuddering at the thought of their precious offspring consorting with oiks " Daddy, can I go and play with Cressida, Maisie-May and Freddie?" " Course you can pet, make sure you break something"
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Bad idea old chap. However, " For a bag of Tudor, I'd shag a mountain" in a circle around your egg bag is a must. Perhaps.
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Moussa Sissoko signs for Spurs for like £30m or WatEVA
Monkeys Fist replied to Park Life's topic in Newcastle Forum
Late to the party but … They don't think it be like it is but it do.- 1745 replies
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Monkeys Fist replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
CT fucks ninjas. Well, there you go, didn't expect that. -
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Monkeys Fist replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
Wasn't it based on a family of Syrians from Aleppo? Edit; They were Armenian, the Altounyan family, lived in Aleppo. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swallows_and_Amazons -
Film/moving picture show you most recently watched
Monkeys Fist replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
Also, The Eiffel Tower has to in with a shout, Shirley? -
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Monkeys Fist replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
Whatever it is, don't tell Tubs. He'll only go and try to dig the fucker up. -
No idea what Quiff is on, mine's from Das Boot. ( mine's, see what I did there )
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The OFFICIAL Transfer Rumours Thread
Monkeys Fist replied to Anorthernsoul's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Playing him as a super sub?
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Generic small time football blather thread 2015/16
Monkeys Fist replied to The Fish's topic in Newcastle Forum
Dad jokes are mint. -
Rio Summer Olympics 2016 - Surviving is the Real Medal
Monkeys Fist replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in General Chat
So you don't get to go " in her face". Bummer. -
Rio Summer Olympics 2016 - Surviving is the Real Medal
Monkeys Fist replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in General Chat
FYP. ( isn't your lass Chinese? Have you made a kinky bet?)