Monkeys Fist

Just needs a gravy stained Mackem top covered in sausage roll pastry flakes.

Did Jabba get his freak on with Leia? If this isn't a shot of post coital bliss/disgust from the happy couple, I don't know what is? Something, something, misogyny, something, something, Jedi tits.....

There's certain products to help with that

He's just told you- Blerbs.

He'll be excluded then ( his grandpappy and your grandpappy might've been neighbours ).

It's shit like this that stops nurse ladies being trained

WWII movie, scene V Pilot of B-29 Bockscar- " Base, we have released Fat Man. We have released Fat Man." Base- " BAMFU FTM MLF"

So's he.

Reported.

4% isn't vast.

She's in mine

My first car was a Mini. Imagine driving on a motorway in a roller skate with a roof. I also managed to 720 it down Matthew Bank, and stay in lane

There's a revelation.

It's my 18th wedding anniversary, therefore she-who-should-be-sectioned has requested her favourite. Rib-eye steak, garlic butter prawns, green beans with lemon, and some recently dug up Pink Fir Apple spuds. Not exactly adventurous but fecking lovely. I've said next year I get to choose - aye, right

Gunt obstructions, innit.

Go on then, I'll take the bait. Please tell us in hilariously mispelled English about your strange encounter as a callow ginge.

Shouldn't we wait for Essembee to pop in and save the day?

Hijo de puta! That's fighting talk in the Great Park hood.

BJs in Bologna

Fucking hell Sounds like a creepy kids version of Cheech and Chong, which kind of fits the club perfectly.

Worked as an instructor for 15 years- I'd average 2-3 nights a week outside/in a tent. This includes 8 years as a river guide in France, when I'd live under canvas for 6 months. It's an estimate, but I reckon that adds up to about 6 or more years. I'll be honest, I preferred bivouacs to camping, as long as your sleeping bag is good quality and dry, it's amazing… and you're not sharing a cloth tube with a vomiting mate