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Just needs a gravy stained Mackem top covered in sausage roll pastry flakes.
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Did Jabba get his freak on with Leia? If this isn't a shot of post coital bliss/disgust from the happy couple, I don't know what is? Something, something, misogyny, something, something, Jedi tits.....
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There's certain products to help with that
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He's just told you- Blerbs.
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He'll be excluded then ( his grandpappy and your grandpappy might've been neighbours ).
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It's shit like this that stops nurse ladies being trained
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WWII movie, scene V Pilot of B-29 Bockscar- " Base, we have released Fat Man. We have released Fat Man." Base- " BAMFU FTM MLF"
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So's he.
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Reported.
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4% isn't vast.
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Moussa Sissoko signs for Spurs for like £30m or WatEVA
Monkeys Fist replied to Park Life's topic in Newcastle Forum
She's in mine- 1745 replies
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My first car was a Mini. Imagine driving on a motorway in a roller skate with a roof. I also managed to 720 it down Matthew Bank, and stay in lane
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There's a revelation.
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It's my 18th wedding anniversary, therefore she-who-should-be-sectioned has requested her favourite. Rib-eye steak, garlic butter prawns, green beans with lemon, and some recently dug up Pink Fir Apple spuds. Not exactly adventurous but fecking lovely. I've said next year I get to choose - aye, right
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Gunt obstructions, innit.
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Go on then, I'll take the bait. Please tell us in hilariously mispelled English about your strange encounter as a callow ginge.
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Shouldn't we wait for Essembee to pop in and save the day?
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Moussa Sissoko signs for Spurs for like £30m or WatEVA
Monkeys Fist replied to Park Life's topic in Newcastle Forum
Hijo de puta! That's fighting talk in the Great Park hood.- 1745 replies
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BJs in Bologna
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Fucking hell Sounds like a creepy kids version of Cheech and Chong, which kind of fits the club perfectly.
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Worked as an instructor for 15 years- I'd average 2-3 nights a week outside/in a tent. This includes 8 years as a river guide in France, when I'd live under canvas for 6 months. It's an estimate, but I reckon that adds up to about 6 or more years. I'll be honest, I preferred bivouacs to camping, as long as your sleeping bag is good quality and dry, it's amazing… and you're not sharing a cloth tube with a vomiting mate