Monkeys Fist

It turns a bit stringy, evidently.

Happy whenever they were, chaps. Here's the obligatorys.

2-1 to the bukkake boys.

Quiff now has "Olly Murs briefs" in his search history

Is your mam a fan too, then?

Cigarettes can't melt steel beams, maaan!

2nd shooter got excited and spazzed out momentarily, loosing off a random shot before he got his shit together and aced John-Boys head. Obviously.

Could've been the bloke with the hotdog cart.

Wasn't there another bloke hit my ricochet debris that could've only come from a shot from t'Grassy Knoll? No chance Ozzy was the only gunman.

How come Connellys chest didn't explode when the same bullet broke his rib, then?

*your. Thick kraut.

What keeps me in the "nutter" camp is the Zapruder footage. How does the first bullet go through JFKs neck, a car seat and into Connolly, all clean and nice, yet the next bullet from the same gun hits him in the head and explodes? Besides, I'll never be convinced by a filthy kiddie-diddler

Can't give a reliable source or anything, but they've only scored once this season, and conceded three. Allegedly.

Don't be so disrespectful

http://appleplugs.com

Bets are now open on who will get a brief to the wedding/evening show. Congratulations Stevie you big fat racialist.

Prince Buster, brown bread at 78. I think this is one of his finest moments, so eloquently expressing a feeling most of us have had

3-0 away win.

I'll sell you it for £50

They're too busy licking each other's necrotising anal fistulas.

Roll up roll up. Get your predictions in.... once HF adds in a poll as I'm on my phone and can't suss it out NUFC to Score 0 - StoneColdStephenIreland, TheGingerQuiff, Kitman, barnabox 1 - wykikitoon, Dr Gloom, Kevin Carr's Gloves, The Fish, strawb, Rayvin, Happy Face, @yourservice, Dougle, LooneyToony 2 - ewerk, Howay, trophyshy, zico martin, David Kelly, OTF, McFaul , Renton, MiddleAgeCool, ChezGiven, Jintsay, Ant, scoobos, ohhh_yeah 3 - Tom, Andrew, tooner, Monkeys Fist 4+ - Christmas Tree NUFC to Concede 0 - wykikitoon, StoneColdStephenIreland, Tom, Kevin Carr's Gloves, The Fish, trophyshy, zico martin, Happy Face, OTF, McFaul , Jintsay, Monkeys Fist, Dougle, scoobos 1 - ewerk, Andrew, Howay, Dr Gloom, strawb, Rayvin, tooner, MiddleAgeCool, ChezGiven, Christmas Tree , Ant, LooneyToony, ohhh_yeah 2 - TheGingerQuiff, Kitman, David Kelly, Renton, barnabox 3 - @yourservice

" Packet of Polos please" "That'll be 45p Mr. Ewerk" *hands over £50.

Was that a used Greggs bag he also put in there?

Also, since we're on about Star Wars birds and whatnot, check this out Parky. Proof or what, eh ? Eh? ( of what, I don't know, but still.....).