Monkeys Fist

Cumbacked Kings?

Chris Coleman tying his colours to the mast. Good man. Corruption in football should carry life ban - Wales boss Chris Coleman http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37504374

Drank you very much.

essembee- Apple fanboy.

essembee's laptop is a mackem. Clearly.

I know exactly where you mean. My laddie (6) gets indignant about the Christmas lights still being up.

Laurel Avenue or Rocket Way?

BBC putting the boot in. Sam Allardyce: What lasted longer than Allardyce's 67-day England reign? http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37500995 Otters

I think it might be time to resurrect an old friend.

Just seen this, having been shown the 3-2 at 90+2 in Wagamamas. Fucking hell.

I got married

"Tell me ma, me ma, I'm going to Wemb… Oh! " What a fucking plum

2-1 to us. Which, going off my record, means "anything but that"

Cunts

Disallowed.

Fucking have that, Beige.

This piece of filler on BBC News site How well do Canadians know the royal family? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-37225021 To be fair to the Moose fuckers, of the four minor scroungers they were asked to identify, I'd only have got The Tzar Nicholas clone, and that's only because he's married to the crazy Nazi.

For a true memorial to CT, though, they'll have to wait a few years then spend a Sunday digging him back up whilst dresssd in camo gear. Tubs, the other two songs we played at my bro's send-off were more fitting to who he was ..... I'd suggest for you And this, whist the gathered mourners pass inject themselves with bong

The Murdoch press have been having him for breakfast since before he became leader, and he's just won again with a higher percentage of a larger turnout. He's not bovvered

Also,this. https://youtu.be/bN0BzC-wuI0 Every time.