Monkeys Fist

I'll send you a nice box of truffle butter.

Well, isn't this awkward? Guess who wasn't invited to the All Toontastic London Piss Up Weekend this summer

Who the fuck do they think they'll get instead?

I blame the parentheses.

Looks like Hippo Heed might've chewed his last stick of gum. Sam Allardyce: Ex-England manager could face football ban http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37526465

Doubtful,he's 6.

Pulled up at home tonight , The Boy gets out of the car and, instead of going straight in the house as usual, he waits in the cold and dark on the drive for me to park. I get out and he asks, deadly serious. " Dad, is it a fact that over half the country don't like .... (dramatic pause, he actually did this ) .... Oysters?" Wtf ? (There had been no mention of oysters in the entire evenings conversations )

Repeat to fart

I reckon Mr. McFerrin has County Durham heritage, as he sings it " Don't Werry" Mackem Twat.

I've seen this happen, it's true.

2nd season is outstanding mate.

Moyes. If they sack him, they're knackered as most of that list would be their shortlist.

She interfering with your browsing for used panties

Dark chocolate or rum?

They won't go with his AC/DC tour t-shirts either.

5-1. To the Truffle Butterers

There could be fail-safe instructions to getting in Sofia Vergaras pants whilst also becoming a billionaire and I'd still never hear it.

I lasted precisely 3 seconds after he began speaking. If I had a voice like that I'd have my vocal chords removed.

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